- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Looks through the peephole.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

The horse said "nay."

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