What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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