How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Women's rights.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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hi

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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