- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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