why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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The WNBA

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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