There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Your mom

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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A man. That is all.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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