What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A guy is playing cod

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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