What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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