- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Yeah, totally.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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