- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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