Your mom

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Hitler was Jewish.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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planking.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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