- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

A horse walks into a glue factory..

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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