What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Tennesse

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Fuck her

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Your mom

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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