- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

suck my dick.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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