That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

S.O.P.A

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Women's Rights

You know George Washington? He died.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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