Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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