- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

like my drawing of a white person?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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