Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Hitler was Jewish.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

women's rights

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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