- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Potato

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Video Games

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Nickelback.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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