whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Jewish

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Rebecca Black

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Women"s Rights

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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