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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Tennesse

AVI IS A FAG

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Don't think of granny porn

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