A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baby seal walks into a bar

A man farted. Another man walked away.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

You know George Washington? He died.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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