If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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your life

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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