your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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