knock knock go away ok

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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