What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Microsoft Windows

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Patrick is gay

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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