Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

The glass is half an hour.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A guy is playing cod

Icecream

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

baby seal walks into a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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