Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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boobs

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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potatoes

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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