Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Tim's gay.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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