Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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SPAMS!!!

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Women

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hi

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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come along children

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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memes

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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