why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Patrick is gay

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Yeah, totally.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Someone told me about this website.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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