I am really good at math debating

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

nine...eleven

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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