- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

a show horse jumps over a bar

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Communism

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

An asian walks out of math class

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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