Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

A Mexican walks into a club.

hi

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

oh hiya come in

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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