What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Anti Joke

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