Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Penis

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What is brown and sticky?

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What flys? A fly

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

i heart wiener

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Ben Colbert is gay

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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