Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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you just lost the game!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Bumsniffer

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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