why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Womens Rights.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Jewish People

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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women's rights.

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I came.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Hey Caleb.

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