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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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womens rights!

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You're so straight!

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

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