Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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