You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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