What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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8=D

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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