- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

newt gingrich

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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