Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Penis

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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