sixty....eight.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

nine...eleven

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Women's rights.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

obama is a good president

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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