I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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the your face joke

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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