What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Dozer has a soul

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Anti jokes.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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ollie is a fag so are you

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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666

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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