Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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8=D

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Obama.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Punchline.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Anti Joke

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