what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

It's your mother, open the door.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Jewish People

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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