What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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noodles

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Get in the van

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Boobs are nasty!

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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