- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your face.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

tim rafter died no one cared

who farted? umm........that guy.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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