Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Get in the van

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

james schmitt whats your last name

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Ben Colbert is gay

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Justin Bieber

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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