Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

i wish i was a tree !

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Ancient Greeks rights

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Thumbs this up

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Anal cheese curds.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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