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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Black people are clen.

Fuck her

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

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