Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Get in the van

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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