What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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knock knock come in

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A van drives into a car.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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