*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What lives underground? Grandpa

guess what? chicken butt.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Mitt Romney for president.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Women's rights.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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