What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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minorities

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Tim's gay.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Your mum is dead

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Anti Joke

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