- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Hello I'm a fat kid

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

No

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Water, please.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

ur mother

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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