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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

where do the women go? the womanarium

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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