- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

jewish people like other jewish people.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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