Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

A guy is playing cod

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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