- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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