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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

okay.....

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

I can't think of a joke!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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