Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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