What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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