- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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