Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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God.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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WNBA

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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