This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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a banana

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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womans rights

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Indeed.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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