Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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austins gay lolololol

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What is brown and sticky?

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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