Black people are clen.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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