Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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lol

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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World Of Warcraft

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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