When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Knock knock Come in!

I LIKE TURLES.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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