What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Baseball

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Obama.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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