Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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