I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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you are gay

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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S.O.P.A

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Y2K

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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