A homeless person dies.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Covietz has a large penis

Time flies like a banana.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

jack shine has boobs

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Like this joke

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

where do the women go? the womanarium

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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