What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Canada's army

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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World Of Warcraft

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Anti Joke

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