- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Miscarriages.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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