How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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