Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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haha.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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GONNA

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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