what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

what is white and sticky? glue.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

look left now look right. washing machine

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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