Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Avery has crabs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

your mother is so lesbian

a banana

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

newt gingrich

9:11 make a wish

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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