Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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KEVIN HART

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Fuck her

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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arse

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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