A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Thumbs this up

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Religion

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Justin Bieber

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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