- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

I came.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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