- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

ollie is a fag so are you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

hi my name is? joe

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Come in

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

baby seal walks into a bar

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Bing

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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