Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Men's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Anal cheese curds.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Anti Joke

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