A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Military intelligence.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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a little girl gets raped

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