Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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I can't think of a joke!

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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