What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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