My butt!!!!

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Y2K

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Women's rights.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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World Of Warcraft

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