I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Hey Caleb.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Come in

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Hi colton

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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