What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Child Prostitution.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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