- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

a little girl gets raped

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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