Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Penis

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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