What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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memes

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your mother is so lesbian

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Black people

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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