little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Religion

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

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