Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What's funnier than 24? 25.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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