- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

you are gay

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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