Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Windows Vista

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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steves legs

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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