Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Rebecca Black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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