What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

baby seal walks into a bar

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

your momma's an antijoke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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