I am a real homosexual

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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beiber i straight

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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WNBA

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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