pubic lice.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

I love you.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

want to go home? yea

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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