- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Women's rights.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Exactly what?

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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