The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Ancient Greeks rights

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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. Deez nuts Ok

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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