An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Josh kissing a girl

jewish people like other jewish people.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

sweaty black guy

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A man. That is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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