Josh kissing a girl

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

sweaty black guy

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A man. That is all.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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