- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's your name? You tell me.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

come along children

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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