What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

thumb_up thumb_down +21

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +21

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

thumb_up thumb_down +19

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Oliver's friends

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +17

penis that is all

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

thumb_up thumb_down +17

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops