Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Women Drivers.

Adam Sandler.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

go go gadget

I won the game.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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