Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Black people

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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gay marriage.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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