When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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you just lost the game!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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