*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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A van drives into a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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alcoholism kills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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