Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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nbjhfghl

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this website...

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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