A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Guess what? Chicken butt

thumb_up thumb_down +16

One Big Ass Mistake America

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

thumb_up thumb_down +16

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Will gropes Ebola victims

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops