What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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