- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

whats better than shoes feet

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the bunny eat his food

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Covietz has a large penis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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