I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Golf.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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