- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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