What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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9:11 make a wish

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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