Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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i like potatoes

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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chuck norris

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Hummer.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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