What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Anti Joke

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