Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Obamacare!

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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