there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Pianca going ham

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Real jokes.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Black people

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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