Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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