why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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9/11

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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