- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

The WNBA.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock Good one...

Please don't rape me.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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