- Anti Joke

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

sweaty black guy

I came.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

This is not Will Smith.

Women

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt