Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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My sister has to take a dump

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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