A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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dead babies

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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