yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Your life That's the joke

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Sea World Japan.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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