A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Y2K

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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like facebook.com/john maon

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Women's rights.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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9/11

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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