What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

This joke isnt funny.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Hi colton

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

pubic lice.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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