How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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memes

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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penis

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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