Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Women Drivers.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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