Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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WNBA

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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World peace

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Can I touch it?

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Avery has crabs.

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Time flies like a banana.

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balls in ya mouf

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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