- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What should I name my dog?

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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