- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

I am a real homosexual

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

your momma's an antijoke

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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