Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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