What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Penis in a box.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Punchline.

Gadaffi

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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