- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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