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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Knock Knock Good one...

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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