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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Slavery

God.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Punchline.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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