- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Women

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Guess what? Chicken butt

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

steves legs

cheese

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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