- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

I won the game.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

women's rights

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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