Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Mexicans working in an office

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

ur mother

ruddell and dodds anal

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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