Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Pianca going ham

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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