- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

A homeless person dies.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

john liked the paper........ so he took it

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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