Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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the WNBA

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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