Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Kate

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Obamacare!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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