Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

two fish are in a tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I love boobs

i hate you.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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