gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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cheese

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Y2K

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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