- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Women

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What did the mole say? Nothing

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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