- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Women's Golf

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

I am a real homosexual

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. Go away!

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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