What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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