- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your mum is dead

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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