- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Whoa! A talking carrot!

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

God.

Guess what? Chicken butt

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

did you ever see a butter fly?

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

beiber i straight

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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