your mother is so lesbian

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Women's Golf

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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