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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Jasper sucks.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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