what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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fart

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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go go gadget

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Anti Joke

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