knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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