Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Women rights..

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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