- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Your life That's the joke

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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