roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Religion

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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i fondle myself every night....

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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