Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Haha pizza

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

I LIKE TURLES.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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