A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

The geese of Growmore

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Women's rights

What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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