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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A horse walks into a bar...n

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

your face.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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