- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Brett Farve

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I LIKE TURLES.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??