Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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throbbing slobber

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Kate

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Anti Joke

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