Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Mmmm, donuts

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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