What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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The Bible

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Women's Rights...

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