My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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what color is blue? green

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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