What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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