A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Womens Sports

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A black man without problems.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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