What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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who farted i did :]

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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