A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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