Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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