So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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