- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

I can't see my forehead

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Penis.

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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