Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Itookasipasoda

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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The joke below me is retarded

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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