What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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French people.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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