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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

The economy.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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