Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Women's rights.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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