Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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youre gay

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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