And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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The

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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