What's big? Jupiter.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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P0P T4Rt

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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