Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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