- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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