- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? no

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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