Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Women's Rights...

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69.... is a number

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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9/11.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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