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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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