What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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