Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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^that joke's not funny

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Carlton

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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