- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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